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Courage is walking naked through a gay village. -
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The problem with being bisexual is that your chances of rejection are almost double! -
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If women can have PMS, why can't men have ESPN. -
When men send flowers for no reason, there's a reason! -
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Sex is like software: For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free. -
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Man who handle privates all day not necessarily sergeant.
