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![Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants!]()
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Anticipation makes the hard-on longer! -
![Virginity: A big issue over a small tissue!]()
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![Sex is like Motor Racing, the most important rule is not to save money on best quality rubber!]()
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Surprise Sex is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison! -
![Always remember... condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.]()
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I have an intense desire to return to the womb... anybody's. -
![Life is sexually transmitted.]()
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One who hesitates later masturbates. -
![He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place.]()
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