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Upload to Facebook I wonder what chairs think about all day:
"Oh, here comes another asshole!" -
Upload to Facebook What is the perfect example of both Good and Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good Luck)
but at the same time dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad Luck)! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
Santa: One slip of the tongue, and you are in deep shit! -
Upload to Facebook What is the difference between a Clitoris and Foster Lager?
A Clitoris only tastes like piss for a second! -
Upload to Facebook Foreigner: Whatever you hear about me, please believe it. I no longer have time to explain myself.
Punjabi: Bund Mara! -
Upload to Facebook She used Vaseline to give me a handjob.
I came 3 times in the shower trying to wash it off! -
Upload to Facebook He proposed marriage because she promised she will make him try different positions.
Now he is a husband, driver and cook! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Come over.
Boy: To do what?
Girl: Chill.
Boy: I don't chill. That's how you end up with 'chil-dren'! -
Upload to Facebook What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get! -
Upload to Facebook What's the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been bed-ridden!
