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Upload to Facebook What is the definition of disgusting?
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop! -
Upload to Facebook Tu Jeera because your dad decided to Cumin and Pulao! -
Upload to Facebook Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.
Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.
Mom: Why?
Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake! -
Upload to Facebook Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress relief.
So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care! -
Upload to Facebook Me: May I cum in, Ma'am?
Ma'am: Yes, cum inside! -
Upload to Facebook If an ass is called a 'butt', then a good ass should be called 'butter'! -
Upload to Facebook Punjab to enforce strict lockdown on weekends (Saturday and Sunday) is like, "Baby, Upar Upar Se Kar Lo"! #PunjabLockdown -
Upload to Facebook Take it easy people. Pretty soon, you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, just stay home and do it with the one you are married to! -
Upload to Facebook What is mutual understanding?
Wife: I love you.
Husband: Kitne Paise Chahiye?
Husband: I love you.
Wife: Ruko, Bachhe Soye Nahi Abhi! -
Upload to Facebook Son: Dad, is there any place where people love everyone no matter their race colour or sexuality?
Dad: Yes son, it's called Pornhub!
