Man: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I messaged dirty jokes, porn videos, and view naked women's pictures on my mobile. Father: Forward all your sins to me! |
During the middle ages, they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if they have anything similar planned when this one ends? |
Coronavirus has established a connection between Nasal Cavity and the Anus. Moment one sneezes Sabki Gaand Phatne Lagti Hai! |
With females wearing my masks, KLPD can seldom happen! |
After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails! |
Heads up bro... When a Bengali girl says |
Very old husband: I bought some viagra for tonight. Wife: Well I'm going to need a Tetanus shot if you are going to stick that rusty old thing in me! |
Girl: Talk dirty to me. Boy: Cough on me, you nasty virus infected slut! |
Wife: Honey the vacuum is not sucking. Husband: Frustrating isn't it! |
Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles! |