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![Girl: Come over.<br/>
Boy: To do what?<br/>
Girl: Chill.<br/>
Boy: I don't chill. That's how you end up with 'chil-dren'!]()
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Boy: To do what?
Girl: Chill.
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![What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?<br/>
The longer you play with them, the harder they get!]()
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![What's the definition of a healthy virgin?<br/>
One who has never been bed-ridden!]()
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![What is the definition of disgusting?<br/>
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop!]()
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![Tu Jeera because your dad decided to Cumin and Pulao!]()
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![Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.<br/>
Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.<br/>
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.<br/>
Mom: Why?<br/>
Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake!]()
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Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.
Mom: Why?
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![Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress relief.<br/>
So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care!]()
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![Me: May I cum in, Ma'am?<br/>
Ma'am: Yes, cum inside!]()
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![If an ass is called a 'butt', then a good ass should be called 'butter'!]()
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![Punjab to enforce strict lockdown on weekends (Saturday and Sunday) is like, `Baby, Upar Upar Se Kar Lo`!
#PunjabLockdown]()
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