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Upload to Facebook People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole! -
Upload to Facebook My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market.
Every morning she asks, "Aaj Chadega Kya?" -
Upload to Facebook Do you also imagine the bride and groom having sex when you go to a wedding or are you normal? -
Upload to Facebook A man admitted his pregnant wife to the hospital.
Doctor: The baby is coming early.
Lady: Like father, like son! -
Upload to Facebook The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees...
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Men will start unzipping! -
Upload to Facebook We need a campaign to make the Chinese release Ma.
And it would be called the 'Ma Chuda' campaign! -
Upload to Facebook Santa visited his doctor and told him, "I need my sex drive lowered."
The doctor, incredulous, said, "What? You want your sex drive lowered?"
To which Santa replied, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!" -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: You have to choose between me or your father.
Boyfriend: Yeh To Chut-Ya-Paa Ho Geya! -
Upload to Facebook Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Foster:s, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available! -
Upload to Facebook 🇺🇸: Can I buy you a drink?
🇮🇳: Degi?
