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Upload to Facebook I hate when doctors ask questions like, "Are you sexually active?"
Depends on what you mean by 'active'. There are plenty of 'active' volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years! -
Upload to Facebook If a prostitute gets pregnant, is it considered a work-related accident? -
Upload to Facebook How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it! -
Upload to Facebook Tum Bas Dil Lagao, Lavde Apne Aap Lag Jayange! -
Upload to Facebook The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as some of the Cunts on Social Media! -
Upload to Facebook I went to a bar on the weekend and the sign read:
Hamburgers Pound 1:00
Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00
Hand Job Pound 3:00 (Oh yes!!)
I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. "Can I help you?" she asked with a big smile. "I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?"
"Yessssss" she almost purrs
"I am" "Well wash your hands," I said, "I want a cheeseburger!!" -
Upload to Facebook Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry! -
Upload to Facebook I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.
I don't want them to know my real name! -
Upload to Facebook Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Boy: Ji Bunty:
Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain?
Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode! -
Upload to Facebook There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!
