The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive. And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive! |
Don't argue with women; because... Sex is more important than ego! |
You can be a Doctor and save lives; You can be a Lawyer and defend lives; You can be a Soldier and protect lives; or Remain a Fucker and create lives! |
How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner! |
Murdering English: One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office. The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion. If we press hard she will give lower too! |
Some bloody thought: Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf... Hila-ry Thi |
A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated. The wife says, "Look, they're expanding Dick's." The husband says, "Sign me up!" |
A professor told his class: "Fame will come to you only after you succeed!" A blonde asked, "Who is 'Seed'?" |
Twada Sex Sex Sada Sex - Porn |
Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest! |