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  • The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive.
And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive!Upload to Facebook
    The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive. And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive!
  • Don't argue with women; because...<br />
Sex is more important than ego!Upload to Facebook
    Don't argue with women; because...
    Sex is more important than ego!
  • You can be a Doctor and save lives;<br />
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives;<br />
You can be a Soldier and protect lives;<br />
or<br />
Remain a Fucker and create lives!Upload to Facebook
    You can be a Doctor and save lives;
    You can be a Lawyer and defend lives;
    You can be a Soldier and protect lives;
    or
    Remain a Fucker and create lives!
  • How is sex like a game of bridge?<br />
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner!Upload to Facebook
    How is sex like a game of bridge?
    If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner!
  • Murdering English:<br />
One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.<br />
The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.<br />
If we press hard she will give lower too!Upload to Facebook
    Murdering English:
    One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.
    The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.
    If we press hard she will give lower too!
  • Some bloody thought:<br />
Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...<br />
Hila-ry ThiUpload to Facebook
    Some bloody thought:
    Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...
    Hila-ry Thi
  • A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.<br />
The wife says, `Look, they're expanding Dick's.`<br />
The husband says, `Sign me up!`Upload to Facebook
    A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.
    The wife says, "Look, they're expanding Dick's."
    The husband says, "Sign me up!"
  • A professor told his class:</br>
`Fame will come to you only after you succeed!`</br>
A blonde asked, `Who is 'Seed'?`Upload to Facebook
    A professor told his class:
    "Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"
    A blonde asked, "Who is 'Seed'?"
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    Twada Sex Sex
    Sada Sex - Porn
  • Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!Upload to Facebook
    Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest!
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