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![Wife: I'm having a headache.<br/>
Husband: Do you know that sex can cure headaches?<br/>
Wife: No thanks, I prefer paracetamol. At least, it lasts for more than 3 minutes!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: I'm having a headache.
Husband: Do you know that sex can cure headaches?
Wife: No thanks, I prefer paracetamol. At least, it lasts for more than 3 minutes! -
![Patient: Doctor, I took two COVID-19 tests today. The nasal swab was negative (-) but the anal swab was positive (+).<br/>
What does this make me?<br/>
Doctor: A battery!]()
Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor, I took two COVID-19 tests today. The nasal swab was negative (-) but the anal swab was positive (+).
What does this make me?
Doctor: A battery! -
![The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive.
And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive!]()
Upload to Facebook The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive. And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive! -
![Don't argue with women; because...<br />
Sex is more important than ego!]()
Upload to Facebook Don't argue with women; because...
Sex is more important than ego! -
![You can be a Doctor and save lives;<br />
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives;<br />
You can be a Soldier and protect lives;<br />
or<br />
Remain a Fucker and create lives!]()
Upload to Facebook You can be a Doctor and save lives;
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives;
You can be a Soldier and protect lives;
or
Remain a Fucker and create lives! -
![How is sex like a game of bridge?<br />
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner!]()
Upload to Facebook How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner! -
![Murdering English:<br />
One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.<br />
The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.<br />
If we press hard she will give lower too!]()
Upload to Facebook Murdering English:
One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.
The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.
If we press hard she will give lower too! -
![Some bloody thought:<br />
Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...<br />
Hila-ry Thi]()
Upload to Facebook Some bloody thought:
Bill (Clinton) had to go to Monica for a blowjob because Uski Biwi Sirf...
Hila-ry Thi -
![A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.<br />
The wife says, `Look, they're expanding Dick's.`<br />
The husband says, `Sign me up!`]()
Upload to Facebook A family is driving home and passes a sporting goods store that's being renovated.
The wife says, "Look, they're expanding Dick's."
The husband says, "Sign me up!" -
![A professor told his class:</br>
`Fame will come to you only after you succeed!`</br>
A blonde asked, `Who is 'Seed'?`]()
Upload to Facebook A professor told his class: "Fame will come to you only after you succeed!" A blonde asked, "Who is 'Seed'?"
