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![Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!]()
Upload to Facebook Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages! -
![A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant,<br/>
`Do you have Viagra for women?`<br/>
Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street!]()
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"Do you have Viagra for women?"
Attendant: Jewellry store is across the street! -
![Pardon my French but Louvre Lagê Pare Hain!]()
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![I asked the lady I met in the lift what perfume she's using.<br/>
LeaveMeTheFuckCologne, she said.<br/><br/>
Never heard of it!]()
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LeaveMeTheFuckCologne, she said.
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![Expecting to get rid of covid and be completely free and fearless, once vaccinated is like thinking will never have to masturbate once married!]()
Upload to Facebook Expecting to get rid of covid and be completely free and fearless, once vaccinated is like thinking will never have to masturbate once married! -
![Pappu: Dad, if every father knows more than his son. Why didn't Edison's father invent the electric bulb?<br/>
Santa: It was dark everywhere and he was busy inventing Edison!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, if every father knows more than his son. Why didn't Edison's father invent the electric bulb?
Santa: It was dark everywhere and he was busy inventing Edison! -
![Today they said, `Wear a mask while driving alone.`<br/>
Tomorrow they will say, `Wear a condom when you are sleeping alone!`]()
Upload to Facebook Today they said, "Wear a mask while driving alone."
Tomorrow they will say, "Wear a condom when you are sleeping alone!" -
![Lady: I have a husband I could never trust. He cheats on me all the time.<br />
I am not even sure if the baby I am carrying is his!]()
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I am not even sure if the baby I am carrying is his! -
![Teacher: Explain sex without any bad words.
Pappu: It is an entry of Poland and Holland in between Thailand. When man and woman both are in Nagaland to create New Zealand!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Explain sex without any bad words. Pappu: It is an entry of Poland and Holland in between Thailand. When man and woman both are in Nagaland to create New Zealand! -
![3 Irish men in a pub called Mick, Pat and Tat.
The barman says, `Are you all related?`
Mick said, `Yeah we're triplets!`
The barman said, `Triplets!, how come you and Pat are 6ft tall and Tat is only 4-Ft tall?`.
`Well!` said Mick `Me and Pat were breastfed so there was no tit for Tat!]()
Upload to Facebook 3 Irish men in a pub called Mick, Pat and Tat. The barman says, "Are you all related?" Mick said, "Yeah we're triplets!" The barman said, "Triplets!, how come you and Pat are 6ft tall and Tat is only 4-Ft tall?". "Well!" said Mick "Me and Pat were breastfed so there was no tit for Tat!
