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Hamburgers Pound 1:00<br/>
Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00<br/>
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Hamburgers Pound 1:00
Cheeseburgers Pound 2:00
Hand Job Pound 3:00 (Oh yes!!)
I called the attractive blonde behind the bar across to enquire. "Can I help you?" she asked with a big smile. "I was wondering (I whispered) Are you the one who gives them ummm!! Hand Jobs?"
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