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Upload to Facebook Pappu: I wanted my girlfriend to suck my toes, but she didn't agree... she just wanted to kiss my lips.
Bunty: What did you do about it?
Pappu: I negotiated and persuaded her to meet me half way! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: A crashing economy can effect a person's sex life drastically. I am one of the victims.
Banta: And how is that?
Santa: My girlfriend's husband lost his job. As a result, he is always at home! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine...
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My phone sucks.
Girlfriend: Wow! Is it that user-friendly? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: When I've finished making love to my wife, she likes to wait a while and then do it again.
Banta: That's simply commendable.
Santa: Yeah! Sometimes we can do it three, maybe four times a year! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: On my 45th birthday, my wife gifted me SUV.
Banta: SUV! Wow! Which one?
Santa: Socks, Underwear and Viagra! -
Upload to Facebook Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
More leg room! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.
Banta: Wow! You lucky bastard. Where did you find her?
Santa: From an online Sex Toys Shop. She's inflatable! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My girlfriend sent me a "Get Better Soon" card.
Banta: Are you unwell?
Santa: I'm not ill, just not very good at sex! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Can I've sex with my pregnant wife?
Doctor: 1st 3 months normal, next 3 like dog and last 3 months like fox.
Santa: How does fox do?
Doctor: Sleep near the hole and cry!
