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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Baby, everything is fair in love.
Girlfriend: But Love, yours is pretty dark! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Did you notice the cricket team ogling that girl as she walked by?
Santa: What cricket team? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
Santa: Most likely, divorce proceedings. -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.
Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.
Banta: And what did you become?
Santa: Father... -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.
Banta: So why hypocrite?
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I just got suspended by my local pool for touching the girls.
Bunty: But why you had to touch them?
Pappu: : Actually, it turned out the breaststroke isn't what I thought it was! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.
Banta: Why?
Santa: He forgot about cleaning! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What do you like the most in me?
Pappu: Those big white balls with black dots on them.
Girlfriend: Whattt???
Pappu: Yes, I like your eyes. They're really beautiful! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Hi!
Pappu: Hi!
Girlfriend: Are you free?
Pappu: Sure enough.
Girlfriend: Loo Tera?
Pappu: Le le, Yaar!
Girlfriend: Stupid, I was talking about the movie!
