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Upload to Facebook Banta: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Santa: Ask your mother! -
Upload to Facebook Old man: Ever since my heart transplant, I always think of sex, money and more sex. Have I grown young?
Doctor: No. Actually, the heart belonged to a prostitute! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Darling, I have to confess that when I'm having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women.
Jeeto: You bastard... when I have sex with other men, I always think about you! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Everything is fair in love.
Girlfriend: But darling, yours' is dark! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: How was the interview?
Banta: It was good. But in the end, they asked me to show my 'testimonials'.
Santa: Then?
Banta: I think I showed them something wrong! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I have a proof that you're having an extra-marital affair with our neighbour's wife.
Santa: What's the proof?
Jeeto: Last night, the guy came to our house wearing your underwear! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Come, let's play day and night friendly match.
Girlfriend: Sorry, after 3 days.
Pappu: Why?
Girlfriend: The pitch is wet, if you want we can play Volley Ball! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: When the girls pee, why there's a lot of noise of sssshhhh... ?
Girlfriend: We don't have a 6 inch silence unlike you! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, what purpose condoms are used for?
Santa: To avoid such questions! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Yaar, my girlfriend texted me, "To Fir Chod De Na Mujhko"! I am totally confused.
Bunty: About what?
Pappu: Whether she's asking for a break up or wants a hot steamy sex session!
