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Upload to Facebook Angry neighbour: You slept with my wife, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna make you pay for that.
Santa: Bullshit, why should I pay TWICE! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?
Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Who is the big person, you or your dad?
Pappu: Me of course.
Teacher: why?
Pappu: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't. -
Upload to Facebook Drunken Pappu while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."
Girlfriend: Stupid, stand up! -
Upload to Facebook Santa was screwing his secretary up the ass when his wife walked in.
Jeeto cried out, "You can't do this to me!"
Santa: I know that's why I'm doing it with her! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.
Cashier: Do you want a bag?
Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly! -
Upload to Facebook During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.
Pappu:: What are you doing? We aren't doing it for the 1st time!
Girlfriend: You just continue, I'm practising for my wedding night! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Hey, what's up?
Pappu: If I tell you, will you sit on it? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use a protection.
Banta: Generally what brand condoms do you use?
Santa: No No No... not condoms. I use a fake name and a fake number! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Were you pregnant?
Girlfriend: No. Not at all. Who told you so?
Pappu: When I sent you an SMS, I get a delivery report!
