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Upload to Facebook Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night.
Banta: Wow! Then what happened?
Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?"
Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne 'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.
Bunty: What was the response?
Pappu: 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" -
Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says "1st gear, 2nd gear..."
Santa: My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says "Full tank, please"! -
Upload to Facebook Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: After sex, I never spend time with my girlfriend.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because time is money and I don't want her to feel like a whore! -
Upload to Facebook Santa and Banta were in a pub sitting at the bar, staring into their drinks.
Banta gets a curious look on his face and asks, "Hey Santa, have you ever seen an ice-cube with a hole in it before?"
Santa: Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend's father to Pappu, "How dare you took my daughters virginity?"
Pappu: I'm sorry, Sir. It won't happen again! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Hey, how's your sex life?
Banta: Non-existent. After tiring herself out on WhatsApp during the day, my wife is in no mood to care about What's Up at night! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Dad: What?
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?
