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Upload to Facebook What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ass! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor after examining Santa: Have you ever given yourself a prostate examination?
Santa: Not deliberately, but my wife sometimes buys cheap toilet paper! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Santa: What?
Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You have started watching porn! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.
Pappu: Dad, I'm over here! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
Girl: No?
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza? -
Upload to Facebook Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.
Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean! -
Upload to Facebook Santa to his wife, "Let's try anal tonight".
Jeeto: Fuck that shit!
Santa: That's the spirit! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
Banta: Just 2 pegs?
Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her! -
Upload to Facebook After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?
Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine.
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!
