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Upload to Facebook Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.
Santa: And what did the dentist say? -
Upload to Facebook A lady recognises her male gynaecologist at an airport and greets him - How are you, Doctor? Did you recognise me? I am your patient.
Doctor: I am really sorry but I can't recognise my patients just from the face! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.
Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?
Pappu: Isn't that what you give daddy when his shit doesn't get hard? -
Upload to Facebook Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?
Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, how babies comes into the world?
Santa: In the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap.
Pappu: You mean fucking is useless! -
Upload to Facebook Santa's uncle fell from stairs at night and died. Santa sends message to all his contacts - UNCLE EXPIRED DUE TO NIGHT FALL! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Tumhari Shaadi Judwa Behen Mein Kisi Ek Se Ho Gayi To Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?
Santa: Sharmayi to Saali aur Chillayi to Gharwali! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example?
Pappu: Women can sleep with whoever they want, men have to sleep with whoever lets them! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Have you heard of the new movie called 'Constipation'?
Banta: No. Has it been released?
Santa: No. It hasn't come out yet! -
Upload to Facebook What do a blonde and a barn have in common?
They always have a cock in them!
