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Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films! -
Upload to Facebook A gynae's job is perhaps one of the dirtiest. O'vary not... I'll spare you the details! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.
Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?
Pappu: I convinced her! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto and Preeto were engaged in gossip.
Jeeto: Yesterday, I was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me.
Preeto: Then what happened?
Jeeto: He could console me only 2 times! -
Upload to Facebook A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week."
Wife: Did you hear that?
Husband: Yes, but he was talking to you! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?
Santa: To avoid such questions! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls! -
Upload to Facebook Haramkhor Pappu!
Pappu: Tumhe Mein Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet?
Girlfriend: Kya Stupid Question Hai Yeh?
Pappu: Nahi Jaanu... Batao Na!
Girlfriend: Of course, Tum! Ab Batao Kyun Puchha?
Pappu: To Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Foran Chaddi Utaar Sakti Ho, Toh Mere Liye Kyun Nahi! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu was caught in the act by his girlfriend's father.
Girlfriend's father confronted Pappu: You took my daughters virginity!
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Pappu: I'm sorry, Uncle. It won't happen again!
