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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad what is 69?
Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even? -
Upload to Facebook English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?
Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.
Preeto: OMG!
Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
Banta: How?
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen! -
Upload to Facebook Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
Aunty: Silent. -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
Santa: By having sex during happy hours! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds? -
Upload to Facebook Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.
Sindhi: How was she to look at?
Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?
Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
