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Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai? -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Complete the sentence...
"If my cup is only half full..."
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
Teacher: GET OUT! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you so tense?
Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
Banta: Why what happened?
Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What are vowels?
Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Meri Sehat Theek Nahi Ajj
Santa: Main Tan Ajj Tainu Shopping Karwani Si
Jeeto: Main Ta Mazak Kar Rahi Si
Santa: Main V Mazak Kar Reha Si. Chal Uth Salwar La! -
Upload to Facebook Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 'Amul - The Taste Of India'.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pant Pe Likhva Liya
'Kurkure - Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai'. -
Upload to Facebook Three gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Santa and ask, "Orgy?"
Santa replies, "Bas Ji, Changa Ji!" -
Upload to Facebook There was a nurse in theatre who was nicknamed "Appendix".
Because every surgeon took her out! -
Upload to Facebook Sexy voice of a female customer care executive:
"Hindi Ke Liye Ek Dabayen;
English Ee Liye Do Dabayen."
Santa: Sala Ye To Hindi Walon Ke Saath Na Insaafi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola
Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!"
