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Upload to Facebook A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!"
The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
"Are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole!" -
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Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne! -
Upload to Facebook How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the buckle print on her forehead! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!" -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.
Banta: How?
Santa: We both had a headache! -
Upload to Facebook A doctor had a fight with his wife.
Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds? -
Upload to Facebook Teacher catches Pappu for copying:
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
Pappu: Nice Boobs! -
Upload to Facebook Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying: 'Man seeks woman to date.'
He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
Santa: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?
Santa: Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.
