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Upload to Facebook Principal: Keep your son under proper control.
Santa: What happened, sir?
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`
Banta: Then?
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
Banta: Why?
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I'll suck your brain.
Pappu: We don't call it brain! -
Upload to Facebook Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale! -
Upload to Facebook A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."
The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?" -
Upload to Facebook Neighbour: Do you have some oil?
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?
Banta: Why do you think that?
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
