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One that never misses a period! -
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It was titled, 'Lawyer fucks client'.
It was filed under the category 'Reality'! -
Upload to Facebook There gorgeous, skimpily dressed women in Amsterdam walk up to Banta and ask, "Orgy"?
Banta: Bas Ji Changa! -
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He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?
She: No
Santa: Then I am THE guy! -
Upload to Facebook Late-night conversation:
Girl: Chal Bye, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Pappu: Papa Ko Bol Aaram Se! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
Santa: One slip of the tongue, and you are in deep shit! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: The wife and I fuck like rabbits every night.
Santa: Oh you so lucky. I only get it once a month and I call it the Bruce Lee night.
Banta: Why the fuck do you call it that for?
Santa: Because it's the night I enter the dragon! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De! -
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Doctor: You are a "Wild Bird" you can't breed in a ZOO! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
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