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![Principal: Keep your son under proper control.<br/>
Santa: What happened, sir? <br/>
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!]()
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Santa: What happened, sir?
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity! -
![Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.<br/>
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?<br/>
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!]()
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Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot! -
![Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`<br/>
Banta: Then?<br/>
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!]()
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Banta: Then?
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
Banta: Why?
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first! -
![Girl: I'll suck your brain.<br/>
Pappu: We don't call it brain!]()
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Pappu: We don't call it brain! -
![Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.<br/>
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!]()
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Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor! -
Think before you send Good Morning text to someone.
Banta messaged Santa: GM!
Santa texted back: Tu Apni GM! -
![Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?<br/>
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!]()
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Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale! -
![A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, `Bring me a beer.`<br/>
The bartender then asks, `Anheuser-Busch?`<br/>
To which she replies, `Fine thanks, and how's your cock?`]()
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The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?"
To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?" -
![Neighbour: Do you have some oil?<br/>
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.<br/>
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!]()
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Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil! -
![What do you call two nuns and a blonde?<br/>
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!]()
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Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
