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![Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?<br/>
Banta: Why do you think that?<br/>
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!]()
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Banta: Why do you think that?
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride! -
![A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, `All lawyers are assholes!` <br/>
The man jumped to his feet and said, `Hey! I resent that!` <br/>
`Are you a lawyer?`<br/>
`No, I'm an asshole!`]()
Upload to Facebook A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!"
The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
"Are you a lawyer?"
"No, I'm an asshole!" -
![Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi<br/>
Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.<br/>
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!]()
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Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne! -
![How can you tell when a blonde is dating?<br/>
By the buckle print on her forehead!]()
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By the buckle print on her forehead! -
![Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?<br/>
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?<br/>
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, `10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!`]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!" -
Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
IN, OUT & LBW.
Banta asked, "Oye Santa what is this LBW mean?"
Santa replied: Let Bhenchod Wait! -
Pappu: Dad, Aapne Kaha Tha Na Ki, Mehnat Itni Karo Ki Safalta Shor Machaye.
Santa: Haan.
Pappu: Meri Girlfriend Ko Beta Hua Hai! -
Neighbour: Ye Mobile Ke Saath Din Bhar Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Wahi Jo Aap Kar Rahe Hain.
Neighbour: Kya?
Pappu: Ungli! -
![Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: We both had a headache!]()
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Banta: How?
Santa: We both had a headache! -
![A doctor had a fight with his wife.<br/>
Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!]()
Upload to Facebook A doctor had a fight with his wife.
Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple every night!
