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![Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?<br />
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.<br />
Santa: What?<br />
Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.<br />
Santa: You have started watching porn!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Santa: What?
Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You have started watching porn! -
Jeeto and Preeto are shopping together at the supermarket.
When they get to the vegetables, Jeeto lifts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Preeto, these remind me of Santa's balls."
Jeeto, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?"
"No", Jeeto answers. "That dirty!" -
On wedding night, the dentist doesn't get an erection so he used his finger.
His wife asked, "What is this?"
Dentist replied, "Darling, it's a temporary filling"! -
![Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.<br />
Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!]()
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![Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?<br />
Girl: No?<br />
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
Girl: No?
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza? -
Why do blondes have a hard time getting pregnant?
Because they blow it every time! -
![Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?<br />
Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.<br />
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.<br />
Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!]()
Upload to Facebook Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.
Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean! -
![Santa to his wife, `Let's try anal tonight`.<br />
Jeeto: Fuck that shit!<br />
Santa: That's the spirit!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa to his wife, "Let's try anal tonight".
Jeeto: Fuck that shit!
Santa: That's the spirit! -
![Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?<br />
Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.<br />
Banta: Just 2 pegs?<br />
Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
Banta: Just 2 pegs?
Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her! -
Santa while fondling his mistress breasts, was mumbling, "Oh my Gujarat! Oh my Gujarat!"
Mistress: Why are you calling them Gujarat?
Santa: This seems to be the only way to develop them!
