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![After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?<br />
Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement!]()
Upload to Facebook After bypass surgery, patient to doctor: Can I have sex?
Doctor: Yes, but only with your wife. Your heart would not be able to bear any excitement! -
Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
Give her a cock, and she's ready to blow! -
![Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine.<br />
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine.
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says! -
Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?
They have to pull their own pants down! -
How do Pathans practice safe sex?
They mark the camels that kick! -
![Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night.<br />
Banta: Wow! Then what happened?<br />
Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I met a very curvaceous girl in a bar last night.
Banta: Wow! Then what happened?
Santa: She said she wanted the night to be magical... so I screwed her and disappeared! -
![Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?`<br />
Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne
'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?"
Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne 'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya! -
![Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.<br />
Bunty: What was the response?<br />
Pappu: 98 of them said, `How the fuck did you get in here?`]()
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Bunty: What was the response?
Pappu: 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" -
![Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says `1st gear, 2nd gear...`<br />
Santa: My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says `Full tank, please`!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says "1st gear, 2nd gear..."
Santa: My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says "Full tank, please"! -
![Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.<br />
Doctor: How do u figure that?<br />
Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet!]()
Upload to Facebook Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Every time a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet!
