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If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner! -
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The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.
If we press hard she will give lower too! -
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To keep their nuts dry! -
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Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`
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There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary! -
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Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
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