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![How is sex like a game of bridge?<br />
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner!]()
Upload to Facebook How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner! -
![Murdering English:<br />
One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.<br />
The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.<br />
If we press hard she will give lower too!]()
Upload to Facebook Murdering English:
One Branch Manager while searching for new premises for the branch, sent a message to his Regional Office.
The Landlady is ready to give her upper portion.
If we press hard she will give lower too! -
![Why do squirrels swim on their backs?<br/>
To keep their nuts dry!]()
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To keep their nuts dry! -
![A brand new Ajit dialogue:<br/>
Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......<br/>
`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`<br/>]()
Upload to Facebook A brand new Ajit dialogue:
Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`
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2 year old son spits on the floor.
Wife: We don't spit. If it's in your mouth you swallow it.
Husband raises eyebrows.
Wife: You shut up! -
SERIOUS HEALTH WARNING:
Licking a pussy is very dangerous to your health because it is
5% urine
3% acidic
2% fatty
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![How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?<br />
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!]()
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There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary! -
What's the difference between a micro-wave and a homosexual?
A micro-wave doesn't brown your meat! -
What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
A 'Pussy is soft, warm and delightful and it's owned by a 'Cunt! -
![The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass.
Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!]()
Upload to Facebook The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!
