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Upload to Facebook Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed.
What a waste of money! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on?
Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea! -
Upload to Facebook Paradoxical:
You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside! -
Upload to Facebook There are 2 ways of living life:
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life! -
Upload to Facebook Karma is like 69:
You get what you give! -
Upload to Facebook There's a difference between men and women when they say, "I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!" -
Upload to Facebook Airhostess: Sir, would you like some headphones?
Passenger: Sure, but how do you know my name is Phones? -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend's father (Army officer): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Meri Beti Se?
Boy: Bahut Zyada.
Girlfriend's Father: Uske Liye Goli Kha Sakte Ho?
Boy: Bina Goli Ke Bhi 20 Minute Khada Rehta Hai, Uncle! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Me: Awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on! -
Upload to Facebook A very short story and an end to a friendship.
Madhvi was breastfeeding her son while her neighbour Shilpa sat nearby.
Madhvi asked her friend, "Does my son resemble me or his father?"
Replied Shilpa, "He looks like you, but he sucks exactly like his father!"
The End
