-
![Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed.<br />
What a waste of money!]()
Upload to Facebook Women buy expensive underwear like Victoria's Secret and then sit with their legs crossed.
What a waste of money! -
![Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on?<br />
Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Grandpa! What are you doing on the porch with no pants on?
Grandpa: Well, last week I sat out there with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea! -
![Paradoxical:<br/>
You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside!]()
Upload to Facebook Paradoxical:
You want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside! -
Sepoy Buta was marched up to the Regiment CO on a complaint received from the nearby Red Light area lady for non-payment of dues after services were rendered.
CO: Gaya Si?
Buta: Haan Saab.
CO: Keeta Si?
Buta: Haan Saab.
CO: Paise Kyon Nahi Ditte?
Buta: Saab, Affsaran Da Rate Mangdi Si! -
![There are 2 ways of living life:<br/>
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod<br/>
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega<br/>
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life!]()
Upload to Facebook There are 2 ways of living life:
1. Ab Kya Hoga Bhenchod
2. Bhenchod Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega
Place Bhenchod correctly and move on in life! -
![Karma is like 69:<br/>
You get what you give!]()
Upload to Facebook Karma is like 69:
You get what you give! -
![There's a difference between men and women when they say, `I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!`]()
Upload to Facebook There's a difference between men and women when they say, "I used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!" -
![Airhostess: Sir, would you like some headphones?<br/>
Passenger: Sure, but how do you know my name is Phones?]()
Upload to Facebook Airhostess: Sir, would you like some headphones?
Passenger: Sure, but how do you know my name is Phones? -
![Girlfriend's father (Army officer): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Meri Beti Se?<br/>
Boy: Bahut Zyada.<br/>
Girlfriend's Father: Uske Liye Goli Kha Sakte Ho?<br/>
Boy: Bina Goli Ke Bhi 20 Minute Khada Rehta Hai, Uncle!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend's father (Army officer): Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho Meri Beti Se?
Boy: Bahut Zyada.
Girlfriend's Father: Uske Liye Goli Kha Sakte Ho?
Boy: Bina Goli Ke Bhi 20 Minute Khada Rehta Hai, Uncle! -
![Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.<br/>
Me: Awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Me: Awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on!
