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Upload to Facebook What is the perfect example of both Good and Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good Luck)
but at the same time dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad Luck)! -
Upload to Facebook What is the difference between a Clitoris and Foster Lager?
A Clitoris only tastes like piss for a second! -
Upload to Facebook She used Vaseline to give me a handjob.
I came 3 times in the shower trying to wash it off! -
Upload to Facebook What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
The longer you play with them, the harder they get! -
Upload to Facebook What's the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been bed-ridden! -
Upload to Facebook What is the definition of disgusting?
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop! -
Upload to Facebook Tu Jeera because your dad decided to Cumin and Pulao! -
Upload to Facebook Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.
Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.
Mom: Why?
Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake! -
Upload to Facebook Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress relief.
So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because I care! -
Upload to Facebook Me: May I cum in, Ma'am?
Ma'am: Yes, cum inside!
