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![Doctor: So what is the most important thing that's missing from your sex life?<br/>
Husband: Sex!]()
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![I wonder what chairs think about all day:<br/>
`Oh, here comes another asshole!`]()
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"Oh, here comes another asshole!" -
![What is the perfect example of both Good and Bad Luck?<br/>
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good Luck)<br/>
but at the same time dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad Luck)!]()
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The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good Luck)
but at the same time dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad Luck)! -
![What is the difference between a Clitoris and Foster Lager?<br/>
A Clitoris only tastes like piss for a second!]()
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![She used Vaseline to give me a handjob.<br/>
I came 3 times in the shower trying to wash it off!]()
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![What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?<br/>
The longer you play with them, the harder they get!]()
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The longer you play with them, the harder they get! -
![What's the definition of a healthy virgin?<br/>
One who has never been bed-ridden!]()
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One who has never been bed-ridden! -
![What is the definition of disgusting?<br/>
Buying condoms from a secondhand shop!]()
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Buying condoms from a secondhand shop! -
![Tu Jeera because your dad decided to Cumin and Pulao!]()
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![Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.<br/>
Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.<br/>
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.<br/>
Mom: Why?<br/>
Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake!]()
Upload to Facebook Son: Mom, why Daddy has a snake.
Mom: That's why I am sitting on it.
Son: Mom, Nanny is more brave than you.
Mom: Why?
Son: Because she eats Daddy's snake!
