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Boy: Ab Kya Karein Khoobsurat Ladkiyon Ko Chutiye Ladke Pasand Aate Hain.
Girl: Par Mera Wala Chutiya Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tu Kaun Si Khoobsurat Hai! -
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Cheenk Aate Hi, Gaand Fat Jaati Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Kid 1: Penchod
Kid 2: Penchod
Wife: Kuch Bolenge Aap Inko?
Husband: Bhenchod Hota Hai!
Wife: Woh Pen Ke Liye Lad Rahe Hain! -
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1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.
2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension! -
Upload to Facebook Height Chotti Ho Ya Badi Matter Nahi Karta, Bas Woh Bada Hona Chahiye.
Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne! -
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Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein! -
Upload to Facebook Girl 1: Why did you break-up with Vishal?
Girl 2: Kyonki Uska Sirf Naam Hi Vishal Hai! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
Sundar Pichai! -
Upload to Facebook Aaj Ka Gyan:
Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge! -
Upload to Facebook Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!
