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![Girl: Tum Dikhne Mein Itne Acche Ho Phir Bhi Single, Aisa Kyun?<br/>
Boy: Ab Kya Karein Khoobsurat Ladkiyon Ko Chutiye Ladke Pasand Aate Hain.<br/>
Girl: Par Mera Wala Chutiya Nahi Hai.<br/>
Boy: Tu Kaun Si Khoobsurat Hai!]()
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Boy: Ab Kya Karein Khoobsurat Ladkiyon Ko Chutiye Ladke Pasand Aate Hain.
Girl: Par Mera Wala Chutiya Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tu Kaun Si Khoobsurat Hai! -
![Corona has established a connection between the nasal cavity and anus.<br/>
Cheenk Aate Hi, Gaand Fat Jaati Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Corona has established a connection between the nasal cavity and anus.
Cheenk Aate Hi, Gaand Fat Jaati Hai! -
![Kid 1: Penchod<br/>
Kid 2: Penchod<br/>
Wife: Kuch Bolenge Aap Inko?<br/>
Husband: Bhenchod Hota Hai!<br/>
Wife: Woh Pen Ke Liye Lad Rahe Hain!]()
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Kid 2: Penchod
Wife: Kuch Bolenge Aap Inko?
Husband: Bhenchod Hota Hai!
Wife: Woh Pen Ke Liye Lad Rahe Hain! -
![Gupt Gyan:<br/>
1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.<br/>
2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension!]()
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1st Girl: Pata Nahi Kyun Sar Ke Baal Bahut Jaldi Grey Ho Jate Hain, Magar Neeche Ke Nahi.
2nd Girl: Pagli, Neeche Ke Baal Sar Ke Baal Se 14 Saal Chote Hote Hain. Aur Neeche Khushiyan Hi Khushiyan Hain... Upar Sirf Tension! -
![Height Chotti Ho Ya Badi Matter Nahi Karta, Bas Woh Bada Hona Chahiye.<br/>
Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne!]()
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Haan Dil... Ek Dum Sahi Socha Aapne! -
![Maa Behan Ki Izzat Karein;<br/>
Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein!]()
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Izzat Ki Maa Behan Mat Karein! -
![Girl 1: Why did you break-up with Vishal?<br/>
Girl 2: Kyonki Uska Sirf Naam Hi Vishal Hai!]()
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Girl 2: Kyonki Uska Sirf Naam Hi Vishal Hai! -
Life Milti Hai Ek Baar;
Maut Aati Hai Ek Baar;
Pyaar Hota Hai Ek Baar;
Dil Toot Ta Hai Ek Baar;
Jab Sab Kuch Hota Hai Ek Baar,
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To Laude Kyon Lagte Hain Baar-Baar! -
![What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?<br/>
Sundar Pichai!]()
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Sundar Pichai! -
![Aaj Ka Gyan:<br/>
Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!]()
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Tarakki Ki Raah Mein Rode Aaye Ya Na Aaye... Behen Ke Lode Zaroor Aayenge!
