Aaj-Kal Ke Bachhe Blue Whale Khelne Ke Liye Mar Rahe Hain... Aur Hamare Zamane Mein Bachhe Blue Film Dekhne Ke Liye Marte The! |
Mother: Beti, Aaj Function Mein Bracelet Pehnogi Ya Kangan? Girl: Maa Chudi Padi Hai Wahi Pehan Lungi. . . . . . . I bet, you read it wrong! |
Hindi - Woh Church Mein Padri Hai. English - She is farting in church! |
Heart touching lines by a girlfriend. "Mere Boobs Ka Size Badal Ke Kahin Tum Na Badal Jana!" |
"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band Deedar Unka Hota Hai" Might have been written while masturbating! |
Mall Mein Ya Metro Mein Koi Sunglasses Laga Ke Ghoom Raha Ho To Zaroori Nahi Ki Woh Andha Ho... . . . . . . . . . Chutiya Bhi Ho Sakta Hai! |
Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi... . . . . . . . . Wo Madarchod Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaz Karwaye! |
Aaj Ka Gyan: Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega! |
Girl: I want to lose fat. Trainer: Ban Calorie! Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'! |
Difference between education and experience? Education - Duniya Gol Hai! Experience - Duniya Madarchod Hai। |