-
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is a 'Hut'?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?
Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai
Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?
Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar! -
Upload to Facebook Saala, 69th Independence Day hi Mila Tha Inko Porn Ban Karne ke Liye! -
Upload to Facebook Over 800 Porn Sites Being Banned By The Indian Govt. Achhe Din Ki Toh Baat Hi Bhool Jayo; Ab Toh Achhi Raatein Bhi Gyien! -
Upload to Facebook Porn ban fallout:
"Hello sir, I'm calling from Airtel broadband. We've a scheme for you to upgade to 4G"."
"B***di Ke, 4G Pe Ab Kya Satsang Sununga? #PornBan -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.
Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha. -
Upload to Facebook Gaand Marvane Se Kisi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti;
Bas Chalne Ka Andaaz Badal Jaata Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Behind every Auto rickshaw guy who tells you - `Nahi Jayega" is his wife who has told him the same thing the previous night! -
Upload to Facebook Do Saheliyon Ne Apna Sex Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya.
Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The.
Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, "Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!" -
Upload to Facebook Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya;
Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi!
