Kisi Haraami Ko Pucha Geya: What is Masturbation? Woh Bola: Apne Hi Land Ko Chutiya Banana! |
Whenever I see a girl with a good pair of Bums passing by... . . . . . . . Mera Dhyan Buttock Jaata Hai! |
Jinki Nazaron Mein Hum Achhe Nahi... . . . . . . . . Wo Madarchod Apni Aankhon Ka Ilaaz Karwaye! |
Status of a single boy: Akela Reh Reh Kar Haath Dukhne Lage Hain Ab Bas Koi Aisi Mil Jaye Jiski Ungli Dukhne Lagi Ho! |
"Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi, Kab degi, Kab Degi, Kab Degi..." . . . . . . . . . A guy playing Kabaddi with a girl! |
Aaj Ka Gyan: Galti Maan Lene Se Koi Chota Ya Bada Nahi Ho Jaata Jiska Jitna Hai Utna Hi Rahega! |
Girl: I want to lose fat. Trainer: Ban Calorie! Girl: Tu 'Ban Ka Lora'! |
Difference between education and experience? Education - Duniya Gol Hai! Experience - Duniya Madarchod Hai। |
Teacher: What is a 'Hut'? . . . . . . . Student : 'Hut' is the prefix of 'Madarchod'! |
Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai? Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun? Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar! |