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Upload to Facebook What's the difference between Guilt and Shame?
It's GUILT to sleep with another woman but it's a SHAME to miss the opportunity! -
Upload to Facebook What's the biggest problem of an atheist? No one to talk to, during an orgasm.. -
Upload to Facebook Men are a lot like infants, if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth. -
Upload to Facebook Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause! -
Upload to Facebook Women can have multiple orgasms. But men can have multiple brain cells. -
Upload to Facebook Why do men like love at first site?
It saves them a lot of time! -
Upload to Facebook Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder
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what you did last night! -
Upload to Facebook My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...
Guess, she hasn't noticed me staring at her friend's boobs! -
Upload to Facebook The best curve on a woman is her smile.
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No I'm just kidding, it's her titties! -
Upload to Facebook Men like sex just like their belts...
If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!
