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Upload to Facebook Sometimes a simple headache ruins a great love story. -
Upload to Facebook Nowadays people have become so promiscuous that when a mention about 'Protection' is made, it's the 'Condom' that strikes the mind first rather than 'Helmet' or 'Seat-belt'! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Girls,
When a guy sees your cleavage, he feels exactly the same way you feel, when you see a SALE banner outside your favourite store.
"Just grab all the stuff inside!" -
Upload to Facebook Two diseases that effect your bones:
1. Lust - weakens your knees
2. Greed - crushes your spine -
Upload to Facebook Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes! -
Upload to Facebook Many guys think, larger a woman's breasts the more dumb she is.
Actually, the larger a woman's breasts, the more stupid men become! -
Upload to Facebook A man needs 100% talent to succeed in life.
But a woman needs only 4%; because the remaining
(...) 36
)...( 24
(...) 36
helps them a lot! -
Upload to Facebook Ladies fuck the Diamonds.
Now Tattoos are forever! -
Upload to Facebook Sadly, prostitution is the only industry that treats freshers as angels! -
Upload to Facebook Why do women wear lipstick? So that short-sighted men have a target to aim at!
