Fact: One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder, sluts are so damn skinny! |
Guys stare at boobs because they are horny; And Girls stare at boobs because they are jealous! |
Men like sex, just like their belts. If it's not tight enough, they'll move to another hole! |
Cleavage is the universal currency. A girl who knows how to use it is the best entrepreneur in the world. |
Boobs are like Facebook status. They just want some attention and 'Likes'! |
Sex, drugs and candy crush all have one thing in common. It's only an addiction if you start paying for it! |
1. Anger 2. Depression 3. Loneliness 4. Frustration 5. Pain in right hand Five problems one solution: . .. ... SEX!!! |
Men judge women by their boobs, because that's the only thing about women that they really understand! |
Dear Women, Backless dresses no longer excite us. It is high time to reverse the trend. Sincerely, Men |
Women these days - either want hard liquor or a hard licker! |