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Upload to Facebook Soda becomes Vodka.
Bikes become cars.
Kisses turn into sex. Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero?
Race issues were about who ran the fastest.
War was only a card game. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
And we couldn't wait to grow up! -
Upload to Facebook Isn't it funny how a woman can argue nonstop for 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob, and her jaw hurts! -
Upload to Facebook What is the difference between guilt and shame?
It's a guilt to sleep with another woman but It's a shame to miss the opportunity! -
Upload to Facebook "Planes, trains and go fuck yourself": A practical guide to long distance dating! -
Upload to Facebook Be who you were before all that stuff happened that dimmed your fucking shine! -
Upload to Facebook A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, a Hindu, a Pagan and an atheist all walk into a coffee shop.
And they talk, laugh, joke, sing, drink coffee and become good friends.
It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole! -
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Upload to Facebook "Lemme put is this way"
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Upload to Facebook Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any! -
Upload to Facebook I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"!
