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Upload to Facebook Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips! -
Upload to Facebook Do one nice thing for someone today.
Leave them the F*** alone! -
Upload to Facebook 'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You! -
Upload to Facebook Too many assholes,
Not enough bullets! -
Upload to Facebook Remove negativity from your mind.
If you change 'na' to 'ya', even 'Patna' will become 'Pattaya'! -
Upload to Facebook Men look at a woman's behind and go - "Wow! what an ass!"
Woman look at a man's face and think the same! -
Upload to Facebook A man is as young as the woman he feels! -
Upload to Facebook Perverts can contribute to society.
Look at the disturbed individual who discovered cow's milk! -
Upload to Facebook For all my 40 + nearing friends...
There's no reason to fear Menopause!
It's the eggs that expire and not the Hen..!!!
The Cock still enjoys! -
Upload to Facebook A person who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny" - is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"!
