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![Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any!]()
Upload to Facebook Sex is like air - it's not important unless you aren't getting any! -
![I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say `Thanks for coming`!]()
Upload to Facebook I wonder if receptionists at sperm banks ever say "Thanks for coming"! -
![Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips!]()
Upload to Facebook Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, and they usually go straight to your hips! -
![Do one nice thing for someone today.<br/>
Leave them the F*** alone!]()
Upload to Facebook Do one nice thing for someone today.
Leave them the F*** alone! -
Why do 'balls' equate to toughness and 'pussy' equates to weakness when even the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees and vaginas can push out an entire human being? -
When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis.
If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone "Go fuck yourself" I don't know what is! -
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself! -
A man's shirt on the naked female body is like a flag on a conquered fortress! -
If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that two presidents have had sex with each other. -
!['Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
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When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
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But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!]()
Upload to Facebook 'Luck' and 'Fuck' are directly proportional to each other.
When 'Luck' favours, you can 'Fuck' the whole world;
But when 'Luck' fails, the whole world begins to 'Fuck' You!
