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Upload to Facebook If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
Divorce proceedings, most likely! -
Upload to Facebook What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
Marriage! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Whenever I sing classical why do you go and stand in the balcony.
Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm fucking you forcefully! -
Upload to Facebook Newly weds sleep - LIPS to LIPS!
Old ones - HIPS to HIPS! -
Upload to Facebook My smart phone just auto-corrected "fuck you" to "whatever you say, honey"! -
Upload to Facebook The wife comes back home from the doctor and says to her husband, "Honey, I have a sad news - the gynecologist told me not have sex for three weeks".
Husband: And what the dentist say? -
Upload to Facebook One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time, I take a pill, my wife gets a headache! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage vows in short:
I won't fuck other people, but I'll fuck you and your life! -
Upload to Facebook BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Roses are Red, Sky is Blue; You're beautiful, I love you!
AFTER MARRIAGE:
Roses are Dead, I have Flu; Don't eat my head, F**k you! -
Upload to Facebook It is amazing how a nice pair of boobs can hide serious flaws and signs of mental illness until after you marry them!
