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Upload to Facebook The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive. And in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive! -
Upload to Facebook You can be a Doctor and save lives;
You can be a Lawyer and defend lives;
You can be a Soldier and protect lives;
or
Remain a Fucker and create lives! -
Upload to Facebook Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest! -
Upload to Facebook If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand? -
Upload to Facebook I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration! -
Upload to Facebook Musings of a dirty mind:
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is! -
Upload to Facebook Without nipples, boobs would be pointless! -
Upload to Facebook Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd like to spread them! -
Upload to Facebook A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on!
