How can you tell a head nurse? She's the one with the dirty knees! |
Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win... Start playing with your boobs! |
Most of my problems can be solved with nudity! |
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is! |
Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self! |
Save a Life: A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease! |
I am an animal lover so I always prefer to do it "Doggy Style"! |
I don't have a dirty mind - I have a sexy imagination! |
Sex is performed by: Wives for duty; Harlots for money; Virgins for curiosity; Widows for old times; But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery! |
If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation! |