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Upload to Facebook Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it! -
Upload to Facebook Thus says Pamela Anderson:
Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial! -
Upload to Facebook Happiness is like penis.
It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is! -
Upload to Facebook Why are women considered stronger than men?
Because women carry two mountains on their chest;
Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane! -
Upload to Facebook I was going to make an anal joke...
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Butt Fuck it! -
Upload to Facebook 3 women on sex.
1. My man is like a Rolls Royce, smooth and sophisticated.
2. Mine a like a Ferrari, fast & powerful.
3. Mine is like an old Fiat, needs a hand start! -
Upload to Facebook Relationship Tip:
If she's giving you Blowjob while in the shower...
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have courtesy and shampoo and condition her hair while she does it! -
Upload to Facebook A man takes birth from a hole.
After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.
After he dies, he is buried in a hole.
That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole! -
Upload to Facebook Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part! -
Upload to Facebook We all must respect successful men because they achieve lots of things... without having any boobs!
